We've been meaning
to ask you something.
While we really appreciate your interest in our organization and contributions to society at large, there's something important we need to follow up on.
We noticed that, earlier this week, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally, we're not ones to police eating habits. However, after reviewing the footage, it seems as though you finished the entire thing in about 42 seconds.
Is everything okay? Please let us know if we can be of any support.


















































































