It all started with an idea: an Escape key that stabs whoever presses it. Despite the self-evident value of this sales pitch, the business consultants laughed us out of the room. Who's laughing now? Introducing the Pyramid: a sharp and stunning likeness of the consultants' final resting place. They learned their lesson the hard way: there is no escape.

You haven't been in the same room as your boss for the past three years. At this point, it's probably best if you never shared a space again. All those last-minute pivots, vague directions, unjust criticisms... yet all you can do is type "Thanks for the feedback!" and hit Enter. Maybe it's time to tell them how you really feel.