It all started with an idea: an Escape key that stabs whoever presses it. Despite the self-evident value of this sales pitch, the business consultants laughed us out of the room. Who's laughing now? Introducing the Pyramid: a sharp and stunning likeness of the consultants' final resting place. They learned their lesson the hard way: there is no escape.
You haven't been in the same room as your boss for the past three years. At this point, it's probably best if you never shared a space again. All those last-minute pivots, vague directions, unjust criticisms... yet all you can do is type "Thanks for the feedback!" and hit Enter. Maybe it's time to tell them how you really feel.
As soon as NovelKeys heard we were making artisan keycaps, they reserved our entire supply. Looks like you'll be giving your money to someone else for a change.