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Masks

    Masks

      Masks

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      Use a flexible measuring tape to measure the distance between the bridge of your nose and the middle of your ear.

      Masks are masks. They cannot be returned or exchanged.

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      Each year, April 1st rolls around and companies trip over themselves to see who can be the least funny. In 2020, our Doomsday Kit took the crown. There's nothing funny about monetizing the new plague. It's now one year later and that plague is here to stay. We have no choice but to monetize it once again. This time, we made masks. You can wear them while you wait for your vaccine. Then, you can continue wearing them. After all, the vaccine won't make you less ugly.

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