With great power comes zero responsibility

Swinging effortlessly from buildings along the New York City skyline. Foiling the villainous schemes of diabolical supervillains. Flirting with that cute redhead. Trust us: you'll never accomplish any of these things. We can't help you with those problems... but we can help you disguise them. Much like the mask of a certain superhero, Carnage exists to hide your mundane, boring existence. Now, rather than simply taking a popular arachnid-themed superhero costume and slapping it on your smartphone, laptop, or gaming console, we developed a much-improved, decidedly more sinister design. Naturally, we gave it a villainous name to match.