Kickstand
The ultimate hands-free technology.
Admit it: you're lazy. The simple act of holding your phone is more energy than you'd like to expend. Thanks to our kickstand, you won't have to. As an added bonus, it's great for video calls - now you just need someone to talk to.
Precision
The most precise fit on earth.™
What do you get when a masonic megacorp, renowned for their robotic precision, designs a phone case? You're looking at it. If we told you the Grip fits like a glove, we'd be giving gloves too much credit.
Drop Protection
Military-grade impact resistance.
Every year, the US Military burns through $850,000,000,000. On what? Nobody knows. For only 0.0000000047% of the annual defense budget, you can do the same. But for your phone. Checkmate, Eisenhower.
Thin
Unlike you.
At just 2mm thin, the Grip Case is roughly twenty times thicker than a human hair. It’s also one three-thousandth as thick as a Giraffe is tall. Much like the mighty giraffe, the Grip Case subsists on a diet made up almost entirely of your smartphone.
Textured
The world's grippiest phone case.™
See those microscopic ridges? Each is a textured dot, invisible to the naked eye. There are literally thousands of them spanning the surface of the Grip, creating a tremendous number of grippy contact points for your butterfingers. The result? You’ll never drop your phone again.
Camera Protection
See above.
The Grip lets you put your phone down on a table without thinking about the camera bump. There's no amusing way to communicate this. If you come up with one, email us. We promise to steal it and give you zero credit.
Chamfered Lip
Like a ramp for your thumb.
A chamfered edge along the case's front lip gives you full access to the top and bottom of your screen, for all your gesture navigation needs. As an added bonus, you get to learn what "chamfered" means.
Made for Google
Tested and approved.
Fun fact: each of our Pixel cases has passed a series of meticulous and exacting compatibility tests, administered by Google. The best part? We didn't even need to cheat. If Google's vote of confidence isn't enough to convince you, we don't know what is.
Video Instructions
Don't screw this up.
We've spent more money than the Fed trying to save humans from themselves. The result? Detailed, award-winning tutorial videos that you can watch right here. Once you're finished, you'll understand why we gave ourselves a fake award.