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Apple AirPods Pro 2

Grip Case

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About

Some companies treat consumer exploitation like a business model. Others stash their profits in offshore tax havens. The truly evil megacorps maintain their control over society using the invisible hand of commerce. In addition to these achievements, we engineered a perfect AirPods case. You should buy it.

$34.90

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Wireless Charging

No more stupid questions.

Have you ever heard the phrase "there's no such thing as a stupid question"? Apparently, the guy who coined it didn't have legions of supposed "tech enthusiasts" asking if an AirPods Pro 2 case would block wireless charging. Spoiler alert: it won't. You can stop asking now, Jonathan.

Drop Protection

Military-grade impact resistance.

Every year, the US Military burns through $700,000,000,000. On what? Nobody knows. For only 0.0000000057% of the annual defense budget, you can do the same. But for your Apple AirPods Pro 2.

Checkmate, Eisenhower.

Thin

Unlike you.

At just 2mm thin, the Grip Case is roughly twenty times thicker than a human hair. It’s also one three-thousandth as thick as a Giraffe is tall. Much like the mighty giraffe, the Grip Case subsists on a diet made up almost entirely of your AirPods.

Removal Tool

Helps you help yourself.

Ever owned an AirPods case before? It doesn't matter. Point is, they're difficult to remove. At dbrand, we include a "free" removal tool. It's like Alexa, but in addition to spying on you, it helps remove your AirPods Pro 2 Grip Case.

Lanyard

Lifestyle not included.

Some people will use this lanyard to secure their Apple AirPods Pro 2 Case to a backpack and live a high-energy, adventurous, outdoor lifestyle. Most will not. No need to tell us which group you belong to - we already know.

Textured

The world's grippiest Apple AirPods Pro 2 case.™

See those microscopic ridges? Each is a textured dot, invisible to the naked eye. There are literally thousands of them spanning the surface of the Grip, creating a tremendous number of grippy contact points for your butterfingers. The result? You’ll never drop your Apple AirPods Pro 2 again.

Precision

The most precise fit on earth.™

What do you get when a masonic megacorp, renowned for their robotic precision, designs an Apple AirPods Pro 2 case? You're looking at it. If we told you the Grip fits like a glove, we'd be giving gloves too much credit.

Clicky Button

Welcome to your new addiction.

How often do you actually press the button on your Apple AirPods Pro 2? The answer is not enough. That's about to change, thanks to the tireless efforts of our button scientists. Your thumb is about to get a lot busier.

Video Instructions

Video Instructions

Don't screw this up.

We've spent more money than the Fed trying to save humans from themselves. The result? Detailed, award-winning tutorial videos that you can watch right here. Once you're finished, you'll understand why we gave ourselves a fake award.