“It’s just tempered glass. I can buy a 500-pack of that shit on Amazon for like three bucks.” You’re not wrong, chief. You can also buy 188 McDoubles instead of a tender slab of Wagyu beef. For the price of just twelve and a half McDoubles, you're getting the tastiest tempered glass on the planet. Dinner is served.

Screens are made to be looked at by sensory organs known as eyes. Considering the rabbit team calls their camera an "eye", logic would dictate that the two pieces of glass on either side of it must be screens. As a result, we made screen protectors for them. Of course, "Tempered Glass Screen Protector For rabbit r1 Eye Screens" isn't a very appealing name, so we've gone with "Camera Glass" instead.

Steve Jobs once said, "a peeling screen protector is like having no screen protector at all." We later learned from the local psych ward that "Steve" was both an impostor and several days into a mescaline trip. Did that make him wrong? Absolutely not. True to his ramblings, our rabbit r1 Screen Protector covers your entire display to maximize protection with zero lifting around the edges. Thanks, Steve.

We know what you're thinking: "why would I need silky-smooth chamfered edges on my rabbit r1 Tempered Glass?" Truthfully, you don't. It's a pointless luxury owed to the fact that we also make Tempered Glass for smartphones. Pointless luxuries aren't free. Time to pay up.

Imagine you're a typical human, covered from hand to toe in disgusting oils. Not much of a stretch. Now imagine you bought an AI pocket companion that looks like a Fisher-Price toy. Again, not too far from reality. Lucky for your screen, dbrand Glass has an oleophobic coating to repel your disgusting hand oils. You're welcome.

Take a look at this photo. Let us know what you see. "But dbrand," you're saying, "I can't see anything!" Congratulations, brainlet. You passed the test. See, dbrand Tempered Glass for the rabbit r1 is so optically clear, we didn't even bother trying to capture it on camera.

Look at this image. See how there are six pieces of glass? The big ones go on your screen. The little ones go on your camera. Since you'll probably screw it up, we included twice as many pieces of glass as you'll need.

We've spent more money than the Fed trying to save humans from themselves. The result? Detailed, award-winning tutorial videos that you can watch right here. Once you're finished, you'll understand why we gave ourselves a fake award.