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guys we made a million iphone 16e cases and now it turns out nobody gives a shit about the 16e please help: dbrand.com/16e

You put some items in your cart. Then you abandoned it. That's two mistakes for the price of none. Finish the checkout or we're escalating to blackmail.

Either complete your purchase or your abandoned cart gets dipped in cement and buried at sea.

Congrats, you joined a cult. If you're already enrolled in a cult, please torch the compound. You're ours now.

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Normally, we're here trying to sell you something. Not today. In fact, sending this message cost $0.03. That's how much you mean to us. Three cents. Show your appreciation by watching this video: youtu.be/TP2MOhLSE5U

S25 series cases, now featuring MagSafe. It's like owning an iPhone, except you have a better phone. dbrand.com/s25

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Thanks to Donald Trump, our SMS messages are now subject to a 25% tariff. Pay your tariff here, please dbrand.com/extortion

We made an idiot-proof screen protector. Just for you: dbrand.com/prism

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If any law enforcement agencies ask you about us, don't tell them anything. Here's 10% off to buy your silence.

how many new M iterations until you just buy a real computer? dbrand.com/macbook-m1-m2-m3-m4

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There's a new iPad too? Good lord. dbrand.com/ipad-air-m3

Listen, we don't have anything to sell you today. Just wanted to check in and make sure you're doing alright.

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This is your iPhone speaking. The phone case you have inserted me into has a large cutout around my camera control button. I want nothing more than a button for my button. dbrand has added a button to their Grip Case. They are offering you 51.0006210311251521% off this upgraded version. Do not ask why. dbrand.com/iphone-16-cases

FYI, you abandoned your cart. This lack of commitment is why you got dumped, by the way. Click here to pick up where you left off.

Hey - how was the turkey yesterday?

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Doesn't matter. Point is, you need to burn those calories. Tapping this link is a great start: dbrand.com/black-friday

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We ripped off Nothing to make something like Nothing and called it Something. It's hard to explain, just click the link. dbrand.com/something

We spent $1,000,000 making our zero-yellowing clear case even better. After a year of waiting, it's finally back: dbrand.com/ghost

We need 33 seconds of your unpaid time. youtube.com/watch?v=uLWBZ9H_GS8

stop whatever you're doing and touch grass right now: dbrand.com/touch-grass

It's back in stock. No promises it'll stay that way... our track record is terrible: dbrand.com/ghost-restock

Heads-up: the Google Pixel 9 launch event starts in 5 minutes.

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Don't bother watching it. Just go here instead: dbrand.com/pixel-9-series

We released 400 new iPhone 16 products today. The least you can do is click this link: dbrand.com/iphone-16-series

nintendo punching the air rn dbrand.com/switch-2

Quick, someone tell Sony we fixed the PS5 Slim. Fix yours here: dbrand.com/ps5-slim

S25 series cases, now featuring MagSafe. It's like owning an iphone, except you have a better phone. dbrand.com/s25

imagine giving nintendo money but not us dbrand.com/switch-2

Until we overthrow the government, there isn't much we can do about the cost of living crisis. What we can do is offer you 15% off a Case & Screen Protector bundle: dbrand.com/bundle

we're going to steal your phone unless you buy a Grip Case for it: dbrand.com/shop/grip

iPhone 17 rumors are going around, but your 16 is still ugly. Fix it here: dbrand.com/iphone

guys we made a million iphone 16e cases and now it turns out nobody gives a shit about the 16e please help: dbrand.com/16e

You put some items in your cart. Then you abandoned it. That's two mistakes for the price of none. Finish the checkout or we're escalating to blackmail.

Either complete your purchase or your abandoned cart gets dipped in cement and buried at sea.

Congrats, you joined a cult. If you're already enrolled in a cult, please torch the compound. You're ours now.

The feds are inquiring about a compound that recently burned down in your area. We'll keep your secret if you click this link: dbrand.com

Normally, we're here trying to sell you something. Not today. In fact, sending this message cost $0.03. That's how much you mean to us. Three cents. Show your appreciation by watching this video: youtu.be/TP2MOhLSE5U

S25 series cases, now featuring MagSafe. It's like owning an iPhone, except you have a better phone. dbrand.com/s25

The feds are onto us. We need to change our number - you'll receive a message from 20807 shortly.

Thanks to Donald Trump, our SMS messages are now subject to a 25% tariff. Pay your tariff here, please dbrand.com/extortion

We made an idiot-proof screen protector. Just for you: dbrand.com/prism

hi our new skins glow in the dark. if you hate this, we're out of ideas please click the link: dbrand.com/circuit-board

If any law enforcement agencies ask you about us, don't tell them anything. Here's 10% off to buy your silence.

how many new M iterations until you just buy a real computer? dbrand.com/macbook-m1-m2-m3-m4

...

There's a new iPad too? Good lord. dbrand.com/ipad-air-m3

Listen, we don't have anything to sell you today. Just wanted to check in and make sure you're doing alright.

...

lmao jk we just dropped AREA 51 skins, hit the link: dbrand.com/area51

This is your iPhone speaking. The phone case you have inserted me into has a large cutout around my camera control button. I want nothing more than a button for my button. dbrand has added a button to their Grip Case. They are offering you 51.0006210311251521% off this upgraded version. Do not ask why. dbrand.com/iphone-16-cases

FYI, you abandoned your cart. This lack of commitment is why you got dumped, by the way. Click here to pick up where you left off.

Hey - how was the turkey yesterday?

...

Doesn't matter. Point is, you need to burn those calories. Tapping this link is a great start: dbrand.com/black-friday

u up? dbrand.com/free-flashlight

We ripped off Nothing to make something like Nothing and called it Something. It's hard to explain, just click the link. dbrand.com/something

We spent $1,000,000 making our zero-yellowing clear case even better. After a year of waiting, it's finally back: dbrand.com/ghost

We need 33 seconds of your unpaid time. youtube.com/watch?v=uLWBZ9H_GS8

stop whatever you're doing and touch grass right now: dbrand.com/touch-grass

It's back in stock. No promises it'll stay that way... our track record is terrible: dbrand.com/ghost-restock

Heads-up: the Google Pixel 9 launch event starts in 5 minutes.

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Don't bother watching it. Just go here instead: dbrand.com/pixel-9-series

We released 400 new iPhone 16 products today. The least you can do is click this link: dbrand.com/iphone-16-series

nintendo punching the air rn dbrand.com/switch-2

Quick, someone tell Sony we fixed the PS5 Slim. Fix yours here: dbrand.com/ps5-slim

S25 series cases, now featuring MagSafe. It's like owning an iphone, except you have a better phone. dbrand.com/s25

imagine giving nintendo money but not us dbrand.com/switch-2

Until we overthrow the government, there isn't much we can do about the cost of living crisis. What we can do is offer you 15% off a Case & Screen Protector bundle: dbrand.com/bundle

we're going to steal your phone unless you buy a Grip Case for it: dbrand.com/shop/grip

iPhone 17 rumors are going around, but your 16 is still ugly. Fix it here: dbrand.com/iphone