What do fake news sites, bot accounts, and Linus G. Sebastian have in common?

That's right: they aren’t verified on Twitter.

One lawsuit and $44 billion dollars later, the world's biggest crypto scammer has the solution nobody asked for: an $8 monthly fee to rent a digital checkmark.

We just have one question: why stop at Twitter accounts? Instead of footing the bill for the worst bluff of all time, pay us once to verify whatever the fuck you want. Checkmate, Elon.