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Robot Camo

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The Year Is 2020

A terrifying new plague is sweeping the globe. An impeached president mainlines bleach while refusing to wear a mask. Cyberpunk 2077? Delayed for the nineteenth time. Australia burned down. Everyone forgot. dbrand responds by releasing Robot Camo. It’s like 2020, but on your phone. You purchase an irresponsible quantity. If you had a financial planner, they’d quit in disgust.

The Year Is 4021

The first-ever time machine has been built - a historic achievement that can only benefit human society. There's only one problem: we're the ones who built it. Instead, we go back to 2008 and publish a whitepaper on decentralized digital currency. With our digital wallet filled to the brim with soon-to-be-laundered drug money, we begin phase two of our time travel exploit: making you re-live 2020, every day, for the rest of your life.

The Year Is 2021

2020 never ended. That plague? Here to stay. President? Impeached, again. Cyberpunk finally got released. You wish it hadn’t. The planet continues to burn and you still don’t have a financial planner. That’s probably for the best, though. You won't have any finances to plan once Robot Camo is through with you. Some things never change - 2020 is one of them.

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Robot Camo

Retires on the 23rd. 11% off until then.

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