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Robot Camo

Robot Camo

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Robot Camo

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The Year Is 2020

A terrifying new plague is sweeping the globe. An impeached president mainlines bleach while refusing to wear a mask. Cyberpunk 2077? Delayed for the nineteenth time. Australia burned down. Everyone forgot. dbrand responds by releasing Robot Camo. It’s like 2020, but on your phone. You purchase an irresponsible quantity. If you had a financial planner, they’d quit in disgust.

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The Year Is 4021

The first-ever time machine has been built - a historic achievement that can only benefit human society. There's only one problem: we're the ones who built it. Instead, we go back to 2008 and publish a whitepaper on decentralized digital currency. With our digital wallet filled to the brim with soon-to-be-laundered drug money, we begin phase two of our time travel exploit: making you re-live 2020, every day, for the rest of your life.

The Year Is 2021

2020 never ended. That plague? Here to stay. President? Impeached, again. Cyberpunk finally got released. You wish it hadn’t. The planet continues to burn and you still don’t have a financial planner. That’s probably for the best, though. You won't have any finances to plan once Robot Camo is through with you. Some things never change - 2020 is one of them.

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  • Skin

    • Ultimate scratch protection
    • 0.23mm thin
    • Easy to apply
  • Case

    • Military-grade impact protection
    • Revolutionary grip
    • Tactile buttons
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Robot Camo

    Robot Camo

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    Add-ons

    Grip™ Case

    There are two components to the dbrand Grip™: the phone case itself, and the skin you apply to the back. You shouldn't disable this unless you already own a Grip™ Case. Don't say we didn't warn you.

    Grip™ Case

    There are two components to the dbrand Grip™: the phone case itself, and the skin you apply to the back. You shouldn't disable this unless you already own a Grip™ Case. Don't say we didn't warn you.

    Grip™ Case

    There are two components to the dbrand Grip™: the AirTag holder itself, and the skin you apply to the front and back. You shouldn't disable this unless you're trying to purchase a standalone skin, or you already own a Grip. Don't say we didn't warn you.

    Grip™ Case

    There are two components to the dbrand Grip™: the case itself, and the skin you apply to the front. You shouldn't disable this unless you already own a Grip™ Case. Don't say we didn't warn you.

    Tempered Glass

    In addition to top-of-the-line scratch protection, dbrand's Tempered Glass screen protector features smooth edges, a flawless edge-to-edge precision fit, and an installation process so easy, even you can do it. Buy a pair.

    MagSafe Charger

    Remember when wireless chargers didn't have magnets and Robot Camo had yet to bankrupt you? That was the past. This is the future.

    DARKPLATES

    Whoever designed the PlayStation 5 probably doesn't have an entertainment center beneath their TV. In fact, they probably don't even have a TV. If they did, they'd have realized this self-evident truth: consumer electronics should be matte black. Luckily for you, we're here to fix Sony's mistakes.

    Robot Camo Cube

    A custom-developed Thunderclap V3, made in collaboration with famed speed cube manufacturer QiYi MoFangGe. Comes pre-lubricated and packaged in needlessly elaborate packaging. Includes skins featuring six individual slices of our Robot Camo design - not that it matters, since you'll never be able to solve it.

    Robot Mask - Large

    There's a global pandemic. Your government doesn't care whether you live or die. To be fair, neither do we. We do, however, care about monetizing your face. Both your neurons are firing: "Wow, this brand really understands my life in 2021." Still not convinced? Here's our final offer: You're either buying this mask or a tombstone.

    Limited Edition Microfiber Cloth

    A non-standard microfiber cloth featuring an extravagant Robot design. How does it differ from a standard microfiber cloth? Well, we've monetized this one. That's about it. Keep it as a collector's item.

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