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dbrand Pyramid Skins & Wraps

dbrand Pyramid Skins & Wraps

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Design
Toxic Waste

Originally designed to be our first-ever "scratch and sniff" skin, our Toxic Waste design was meant to give off real toxic fumes when agitated. Sadly, according to multiple consumer advocacy groups, the world isn't ready for such a product… yet. Until then, you’ll have to settle for the next best thing.

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Pyramid Skins
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Pyramid

The peak of geometry.

Pyramids can do all of the things that cubes can't. For instance, being Wonders of the Ancient World. Your slice of history comes pre-lubricated and packed in needlessly elaborate packaging. Includes your chosen skin design for all four sides.

Video Instructions

Video Instructions

Don't screw this up.

We've spent more money than the Fed trying to save humans from themselves. The result? Detailed, award-winning tutorial videos that you can watch right here. Once you're finished, you'll understand why we gave ourselves a fake award.