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What do fake news sites, bot accounts, and Linus G. Sebastian have in common?

That's right: they aren’t verified on Twitter.

One lawsuit and $44 billion dollars later, the world's biggest crypto scammer has the solution nobody asked for: an $8 monthly fee to rent a digital checkmark.

We just have one question: why stop at Twitter accounts? Instead of footing the bill for the worst bluff of all time, pay us once to verify whatever the fuck you want. Checkmate, Elon.

Do you use an iPhone?