Touch Grass (Again)
once upon a time
Humanity was addicted to smartphones. Slaves to their diabolical doomscroll machines. We thought we could turn those machines into grass. The masses would have no choice but to touch it. Then they'd be free.
This is not a joke. Buy Grass
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Touch Grass is back. Blue Sky is new. Together, they’re almost like going outside. Do they cost more than leaving the house? Yes. But not by much. If you buy Touch Grass, you’ll get Blue Sky at no extra cost... for now.
the end is near
Temperatures will rise. Democracies will fall. Attention spans will vanish. You'll witness it all through a six-inch screen. Touch Grass won’t be around forever. But it will make us rich. And that's enough.
This is not a joke. Buy Grass
FREE BLUE SKY with every Touch Grass order. Click for more info. 