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once upon a time

once upon a time
Touch Grass MacBook

Humanity was addicted to smartphones. Slaves to their diabolical doomscroll machines. We thought we could turn those machines into grass. The masses would have no choice but to touch it. Then they'd be free.

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An article from CSO Online, with the title "McDonald's AI hiring tool's password '123456' exposed data of 64M applicants". An article from CSO Online, with the title "McDonald's AI hiring tool's password '123456' exposed data of 64M applicants".
The title of an article from Harvard Health Publishing, saying "Measles is making a comeback: Can we stop it?" The title of an article from Harvard Health Publishing, saying "Measles is making a comeback: Can we stop it?"
The title of an article from CNN Business, saying "Florida debates lifting some child labor laws to fill jobs vacated by undocumented immigrants".
The title of an article from Futurism, saying "Tesla fans try coast-to-coast self-driving trip, crash almost immediately".
An article from the independent, with the title "ICE agents ate meal at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant - then arrested the staff who worked there",
An article from CNN Business, with the title "Sam Altman warns AI could kill us all. But he still wants the world to use it".
An article from People, with the title "Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Arrested by Florida Cops in Full Costume - As Kids Look On".
An article from Newsweek, with the title "Americans Are Using PTO to Sleep, Not for Vacation-Report".
An article from Reuters, with the title "Exclusive: DOGE staffer 'Big Balls' provided tech support to cybercrime ring, records show".
An article from Penn Live, with the title "'Just kill 'em': Fox host's 'sick' suggestion for dealing with homeless spurs calls for his firing".
An article from Newsweek, titled "White House says Slavery is being Taught Wrong, should not be so negative".
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'

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Touch Grass is back. Blue Sky is new. Together, they’re almost like going outside. Do they cost more than leaving the house? Yes. But not by much. If you buy Touch Grass, you’ll get Blue Sky at no extra cost... for now.

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the end is near

the end is near
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Temperatures will rise. Democracies will fall. Attention spans will vanish. You'll witness it all through a six-inch screen. Touch Grass won’t be around forever. But it will make us rich. And that's enough.

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