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This is not a joke. Buy Grass

you feel it, don't you?

you feel it, don't you?
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Blue skies. A gentle breeze. Rays of sunlight washing over your face... the same pleasant warmth that drifted over all who came before you. Now, they’re six feet below grass. You, unfortunately, are still here.

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buy grass, be happy.

buy grass, be happy.
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You tell yourself you’ll go outside. Tomorrow. Next weekend. Eventually. The machine knows you won’t. The solution? Turn the machine into grass. Experience a simpler, happier time. Touch grass—without touching grass.

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What's Included
  • Grip Case
  • Case Skin
  • Camera Skin
  • Microfiber Cloth
  • Surprise Gift
$69.90