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once upon a time

once upon a time
Touch Grass MacBook

Humanity was addicted to smartphones. Slaves to their diabolical doomscroll machines. We thought we could turn those machines into grass. The masses would have no choice but to touch it. Then they'd be free.

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the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'
the infamous blue screen of death, titled 'reality check', reading 'the doom scroll never ends. it was designed that way. to keep you trapped where you belong. nothing you touch will change that. not even grass... just one more doom scroll'

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Touch Grass is back. Blue Sky is new. Together, they’re almost like going outside. Do they cost more than leaving the house? Yes. But not by much. If you buy Touch Grass, you’ll get Blue Sky at no extra cost... for now.

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the end is near

the end is near
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Temperatures will rise. Democracies will fall. Attention spans will vanish. You'll witness it all through a six-inch screen. Touch Grass won’t be around forever. But it will make us rich. And that's enough.

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