Sketch 2D
SELF-EXPRESSION AS A SERVICE
Once upon a time, students would ignore their teachers and preoccupy themselves by doodling in the margins of their notebooks. These days, students are still ignoring their teachers... but they’re outsourcing the doodling to ChatGPT. This won't stand. The children should be paying us to do their sketches for them.
SCAM ALTMAN COULD NEVER
Every device has its own unique Sketch 2D design, matched to the industrial design of the underlying hardware. Bonus: it didn’t raise RAM prices.
REAL 2D SKETCHES
Originally designed exclusively for the Switch 2, we tasked our scientists with replicating Sketch 2D across other hardware. At the project’s outset, one scientist insisted that using generative AI would “improve iteration speed.” Turns out, “iteration speed” improved dramatically when the one who suggested it was “iterated” directly into an incinerator.
REAL PHOTOS
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