Glowbot
IT'S GLOW IN THE DARK ROBOT GLOWBOT.
Remember 2019?
Society had yet to lose their collective mind. No pandemics in sight. Much like the present day, you didn’t know what “tariff” means... but you didn’t have to. “AI” was just autocorrect, not the ghost-writer for your entire Twitter feed. It also used to be called Twitter and wasn’t owned by a ketamine addict who pretends to be good at video games. Perhaps most importantly, we'd just launched Robot skins. Is it a coincidence that the mass psychosis event started once we stopped selling them? Time to find out.
ROBOT: REBOOTED
One symptom of post-2019 brainrot is that humanity has become incapable of enjoying anything that isn't a remake, sequel, or prequel. If we’re to restore the world to a pre-pandemic level of sanity, we’ll need to conform to these market conditions... which is why Glowbot is the “HD remaster” of Robot, leveraging higher-resolution artwork and our state-of-the-art glowing vinyl. If this experiment fails, it’ll make a great distraction while society collapses.
FREE UV FLASHLIGHT
Unlike speech, global trade, or your will, this UV Flashlight is actually free. Literally free. You pay zero dollars. Just buy a Glowbot skin and we’ll include a UV flashlight that instantly charges your new glow-in-the-dark skin. Only available while supplies last.
