Have you ever heard the phrase "there's no such thing as a stupid question"? Apparently, the guy who coined it didn't have legions of supposed "tech enthusiasts" asking if an Apple AirPods 4 case would block wireless charging. Spoiler alert: it won't. You can stop asking now, Jonathan.

Every year, the US Military burns through $700,000,000,000. On what? Nobody knows. For only 0.0000000057% of the annual defense budget, you can do the same. But for your Apple AirPods 4.

Checkmate, Eisenhower.

At just 2mm thin, the Grip Case is roughly twenty times thicker than a human hair. It’s also one three-thousandth as thick as a Giraffe is tall. Much like the mighty giraffe, the Grip Case subsists on a diet made up almost entirely of your AirPods.

Ever owned an AirPods case before? It doesn't matter. Point is, they're difficult to remove. At dbrand, we include a "free" removal tool. It's like Alexa, but in addition to spying on you, it helps remove your AirPods 4 Grip Case.

Some people will use this lanyard to secure their Apple AirPods 4 Case to a backpack and live a high-energy, adventurous, outdoor lifestyle. Most will not. No need to tell us which group you belong to - we already know.

See those microscopic ridges? Each is a textured dot, invisible to the naked eye. There are literally thousands of them spanning the surface of the Grip, creating a tremendous number of grippy contact points for your butterfingers. The result? You’ll never drop your Apple AirPods 4 again.

What do you get when a masonic megacorp, renowned for their robotic precision, designs an Apple AirPods 4 case? You're looking at it. If we told you the Grip fits like a glove, we'd be giving gloves too much credit.

Remember that grippy texture we just told you about? We asked a group of world-famous grip scientists to make it even grippier. Their solution: add liquid-black grip strips to the sides of Project Killswitch. If only they'd learned how to file a patent.

We've spent more money than the Fed trying to save humans from themselves. The result? Detailed, award-winning tutorial videos that you can watch right here. Once you're finished, you'll understand why we gave ourselves a fake award.