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Nintendo Switch

Tempered Glass Screen Protector

About

Picture this: you’re the world’s most incompetent jewelry thief. After somehow managing to convince the clerk to “cough ‘em up” and stuffing the stones in your duffel bag, it hits you like a sack of diamonds: that’s where your Nintendo Switch is. Congratulations. Not only are you going to prison, but the world’s hardest mineral just turned your Switch screen into a crime scene: scratched glass, shattered dreams, and immeasurable regret. How could you possibly have prevented this unavoidable tragedy? Our lawyers advised us not to sell you a crash course in thievery, so we'll sell you a flawless Nintendo Switch screen protector instead.

$19.95

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Protection

The Wagyu of Glass

“It’s just tempered glass. I can buy a 500-pack of that shit on Amazon for like three bucks.” You’re not wrong, chief. You can also buy 188 McDoubles instead of a tender slab of Wagyu beef. For the price of just twelve and a half McDoubles, you're getting the tastiest tempered glass on the planet. Dinner is served.

Precision

The most precise fit on earth.™

Steve Jobs once said, "a peeling screen protector is like having no screen protector at all." We later learned from the local psych ward that "Steve" was both an impostor and several days into a mescaline trip. Did that make him wrong? Absolutely not. True to his ramblings, our Nintendo Switch Screen Protector covers your entire active display to maximize protection with zero lifting around the edges. Thanks, Steve.

Polished Edges

As smooth as your brain.

We know what you're thinking: "why would I need silky-smooth chamfered edges on my Nintendo Switch Tempered Glass?" Truthfully, you don't. It's a pointless luxury owed to the fact that we also make Tempered Glass for smartphones. Pointless luxuries aren't free. Time to pay up.

OLEOPHOBIC COATING

Repulsive.

Imagine you're a typical human, covered from hand to toe in disgusting oils. Not much of a stretch. Now imagine you bought a nicer handheld than you deserve. Again, not too far from reality. Lucky for your screen, dbrand Glass has an oleophobic coating to repel your disgusting hand oils. You're welcome.

Optical Clarity

Practically invisible.

Take a look at this photo. Let us know what you see. "But dbrand," you're saying, "I can't see anything!" Congratulations, brainlet. You passed the test. See, dbrand Tempered Glass for the Nintendo Switch is so optically clear, we didn't even bother trying to capture it on camera.

What's Included

Two is more than one.

Every order comes with two pieces of Tempered Glass, for when you inevitably screw up your first installation attempt. We know you're far from perfect. In fact, we're banking on it.