That's right: the AirPower is back... in pog form. We speak, of course, of the Apple MagSafe Charger. If you thought we'd pass up an opportunity to gouge Apple users for an extra five bucks, you're sorely mistaken. You can fix that mistake by buying some MagSafe Charger skins. We know what you're thinking: "dbrand, where do you get off asking me to spend $4.95 on a circle of adhesive-backed vinyl?" First off: we're not asking. Second: our MagSafe Charger skins aren't made of just any old adhesive-backed vinyl, they're made exclusively using authentic 3M vinyl. We're talking about the most premium polyvinyl chloride on the market. Google says vinyl is the world's third-most widely produced synthetic plastic polymer. Google also doesn't realize how many MagSafe Charger skins we're selling. Let's just say we're pretty sure that our premium 3M vinyl has taken the top spot.
Let's cut right to the chase: the MagSafe Charger is a flat circle. We've skinned AirPods. The precision of our MagSafe Charger skins isn't a question, it's a statement. It goes like this: Our MagSafe Charger skins are guaranteed to fit perfectly. Honestly, you don't need to read anything else. Just scroll up and buy some MagSafe Charger skins already. Still, we've got a quota to hit. We're going switch gears and just give you a brief history of magnets. See, magnets are not a recent discovery. In fact, ancient civilizations knew about them. The specifics have always been a little murky, but we can now confirm that the first human to discover magnets was a guy named John Magnet. Fast forward several thousand years and a man named Tim Apple has claimed that he invented magnets. Like most things Tim says, this is a lie - just an excuse to sell you a MagSafe Charger. Here at dbrand, we would never lie to you. Now, buy some MagSafe Charger skins.
How do you want your MagSafe Charger skin to look? Here's a better question: why do you think that reading this will help you figure it out? Scroll back up and check out our state-of-the-art MagSafe Charger skin customization tool. It will give you a true-to-life preview of how your MagSafe Charger skin will look, which is to say "we overlaid a circular skin texture on your glorified electric hockey puck." Now, there's a thought: playing hockey with a MagSafe Charger. Goalies will start wearing metal pads, the puck gets stuck to them, nobody ever scores again. Sounds terrible, right? Great news: MagSafe Charger skins will do absolutely nothing to prevent this looming hockey apocalypse. You should buy them anyways. Pick your favorite MagSafe Charger skin and add it to your cart. We'll see you at checkout.
So, you've added a MagSafe Charger skin to your cart. Scratch that, you added twelve. What happens next? Easy: we get $59.40 richer. Notice how our profit matches up exactly to the cost of twelve MagSafe Charger skins? Slow those neurons down, we'll spell it out for you: no hidden taxes or fees at checkout. You don't even have to pay for shipping, as long as you order clocks in at more than $25. Toss in our top-of-the-line customer support, lightning-fast shipping, and our cult-like community of dbrand loyalists, and you've stumbled upon our award-winning recipe for success. Which awards have we won? Great question - we're not sure. They must have gotten lost in the mail. Now that we've launched our MagSafe Charger skins, we're sure another one's on it's way. dbrand: It’s not a product. It’s a culture.™