Killswitch Ultra Kit

Tested against hardwood, concrete, and rage-quitting. The Xbox Ally X Killswitch is built from a blend of impact-resistant and structurally rigid thermoplastics. It’s engineered to absorb shock, diffuse force, and dramatically improve your odds of walking away from a drop with both your console and dignity intact.

Killswitch adds just two and a half millimeters to your Xbox Ally X. Barely enough to notice... until it hits the floor. Then you'll remember it's the only thing standing between your Ally and a very expensive accident.

See those microscopic ridges? Each is a textured dot, invisible to the naked eye. There are tens of thousands of them lining the handles of the Killswitch, creating a tremendous number of grippy contact points for your butterfingers. They’ll have to pry your Xbox Ally X from your cold, dead hands.

In the unlikely event you ever leave your house, the Killswitch Travel Cover provides over 100 lbs of crush-proof protection while in transit. In the far more likely event you get mugged while braving the outside world, it also doubles as a blunt weapon. Either way, your console is making it to someone's home in one piece.

Killswitch fits your Xbox Ally X so perfectly, you'd think the lead engineer at Xbox got a 3 AM call "gently reminding" them it was in their best interest to send the CAD files immediately. Of course, our lawyers insist we clarify that the above statement is satire. Allegedly.

The Xbox Ally X is heavy. Your wrists are weak. We can't solve either of these problems. We can, however, give you a Kickstand with built-in microSD card storage. In addition to giving your wrists some much-needed relief, it's also great for local multiplayer. Now, you just need friends.

Remember those 10,000+ textured dots from the Ultimate Grip feature? Not enough. We paid a team of world-class grip scientists to go even further. Their breakthrough: liquid-black grip strips, mounted along the handles. Our breakthrough? Stealing their design and giving zero credit.

Stick Grips add both height and texture to your thumbsticks, enhancing grip and increasing range of motion. The result: improved precision, finer control, and reduced slip. If you’re still missing your shots, it’s definitely a skill issue.

Flawless optical clarity, polished edges smoother than your brain, and a perfect fit for the Xbox Ally X you spent your life savings on. What more could you ask for in a screen protector? If your answer was "a second unit in every order, in case I screw up the first," we've got good news.

In case the rock you’ve been living under didn’t have internet access, dbrand makes customizable skins. They're easy to apply, leave no adhesive residue, and come in dozens of unique designs. Take your pick - when we judge your taste, we'll do so silently.

We employ a team of box scientists so talented, they've been called the Harlem Globetrotters of packaging design - by us. Much like the Globetrotters, individual members are constantly being replaced once they've been "retired." The one who created your Killswitch box? Let's just say he designed his own casket.