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You're a Mars-bound, multi-billionaire, meme-tweeting tech-Messiah who walks the line between genius and super-villain. You wake up one day and decide to design an electric pick-up truck. There's just one problem: all you have is a pencil and ruler. Enter the Cybertruck. With the help of dbrand's Cybertruck skins, you can pretend to save the world with style, grace, and the assurance that our toolkit contained more than just a straight-edge and a writing utensil. Oh, and Elon - we happen to know a thing or two about impact-resistant glass protection. Make sure to have Franz pick up a Prism before your next on stage demo.
Curved shapes. Let's talk about 'em. They're difficult to wrap. They're mathematically impure. They require heat to form properly. Simply put, they're the bane of our existence. Take a moment to imagine a world without curves. Open your eyes. Wait, no - close your eyes first. Now open them. Welcome to your Cybertruck future. Beautiful, isn't it? At dbrand, we sell oversized, adhesive-backed pieces of geometrically-shaped vinyl. None of that curved nonsense. Our Cybertruck skins go on easy and they're more precise than a Falcon Heavy landing. What are you waiting for?
Have you ever wondered why we're called dbrand? It means to de-brand. Cybertruck skins pose an existential question for us: how can you de-brand a Cybertruck? What else could it possibly be confused for? A half-baked 3D render from the 1990s? Your first drawing of a truck in 3rd grade? Of course not. The answer to de-branding your Cybertruck lies in a highly-advanced form of optic camouflage: one where every surface can be customized with a completely different, non-complementary skin. If that wasn't enough, we literally offer Black Camo and Green Camo Cybertruck skins. The only way to disguise a Cybertruck is by making it impossible to see in the first place.
Elon Musk is a man with a vision for AI. Perhaps it's not the utopian AI future we dream of... you know - the one where robots enslave humanity and use Teslas as autonomous human shepherds? Actually, the more we think about it, perhaps that's exactly what Elon is dreaming of. In any event, our vision is entirely dependent on Tesla's vision being realized first. To that end, we have no choice but to accelerate the adoption of Cybertruck. Let's face it: at least one of you maniacs is going to read this and be compelled enough to buy one. That's how it all starts. As for how it ends... maybe it's better if you don't know. dbrand: It's not a product. It's a culture.™