a dbrand initiative
In the future, humans will pay megacorps for the opportunity to work. Today, we take a bold step towards that utopia. Introducing... the DIY Kit. It comes in two flavors:
CLASSIC: For the price of your dignity, we'll ship you a 1' x 1' sheet of vinyl in any material.
DELUXE: For 400% the price of your dignity, we'll bump that to a 2' x 3' sheet and include a set of all-metal craftsman tools, custom-made in Japan. Oh - and it comes packaged in a needlessly extravagant box.