PROJECT KILLSWITCH

The Switch 2 Killswitch has been purposefully designed from the ground up to ensure that the Joy-Cons can still be detached without removing the case. No locked-in Joy-Cons or complicated latch mechanisms to deal with. Just a pair of perfectly-fitted, protective Joy-Lock™ grips.

Tested against hardwood, concrete, and rage-quitting. The NS2 Killswitch is built from a blend of impact-resistant and structurally rigid thermoplastics. It’s engineered to absorb shock, diffuse force, and dramatically improve your odds of walking away from a drop with both your console and dignity intact.

Over the past decade, Nintendo has single-handedly engineered a global Carpal Tunnel epidemic. The culprit? Joy-Cons. Once again, we’re here to sell you a solution. The ergonomic grips on our Killswitch aren’t just comfortable, they’re a breakthrough in medical science. We can only assume our Nobel Prize is in the mail.

See those microscopic ridges? Each is a textured dot, invisible to the naked eye. There are tens of thousands of them lining the handles of the Killswitch, creating a tremendous number of grippy contact points for your butterfingers. They’ll have to pry your Switch 2 from your cold, dead hands.

A Switch 2 Pro Controller costs ninety US dollars. A Joy-Lock™ Controller Holder costs 80% less, yet pairs with the Killswitch grips to provide even better ergonomics. It's also fully adjustable, allowing you to dial in your preferred angle with an ultra-satisfying ratchet mechanism.

In the unlikely event you ever leave your house, the Killswitch Travel Cover provides over 100 lbs of crush-proof protection while in transit. In the far more likely event you get mugged while braving the outside world, it also doubles as a blunt weapon. Either way, your console is making it to someone's home in one piece.

Killswitch adds just two and a half millimeters to your Nintendo Switch 2. Barely enough to notice... until it hits the floor. Then you'll remember it's the only thing standing between your Switch 2 and a very expensive accident.

Killswitch fits your Switch 2 so perfectly, you'd think Nintendo’s lead engineer got a 3 AM call "gently reminding" them it was in their best interest to send the CAD files immediately. Of course, our lawyers insist we clarify that the above statement is satire. Allegedly.

The Killswitch Game Card Holder allows you to bring up to ten Switch 2 game cards on the go, stashed neatly within your Travel Cover. Sure, it'll cost you $800 to fill completely... but at least you'll know exactly where your life savings went.

The Killswitch Travel Cover is semi-transparent for a reason: it offers a literal window into the games you're bringing with you. We assume no liability in the event that someone on the train makes fun of your taste in games.

The Switch 2 is heavy. Your wrists are weak. We can’t solve either of these problems. We can, however, ensure that the Switch 2 Killswitch leaves the system’s built-in kickstand unobstructed. In addition to giving your wrists some much-needed relief, it's also great for local multiplayer. Now, you just need friends.

Remember those 10,000+ textured dots from the Ultimate Grip feature? Not enough. We paid a team of world-class grip scientists to go even further. Their breakthrough: liquid-black grip strips, mounted along the handles. Our breakthrough? Stealing their design and giving zero credit.

Stick Grips add both height and texture to your thumbsticks, enhancing grip and increasing range of motion. The result: improved precision, finer control, and reduced slip. If you’re still missing your shots, it’s definitely a skill issue.

Meticulously precise, polished edges smoother than your brain, and an idiot-proof installation tray that makes application a breeze. What more could you ask for in a screen protector? If your answer was "a second unit in every order, in case I screw up the first," we've got good news.

In case the rock you’ve been living under didn’t have internet access, dbrand makes customizable skins. They're easy to apply, leave no adhesive residue, and come in dozens of unique designs. Take your pick - when we judge your taste, we'll do so silently.

Every Switch 2 Killswitch includes a custom-built Dock Adapter, allowing you to still enjoy TV Mode without removing your case. It features built-in 4k60 passthrough via USB-C and maintains the full functionality and cooling of your OEM dock. More importantly, it also acts as a neat little display stand for your Switch 2.

We employ a team of box scientists so talented, they've been called the Harlem Globetrotters of packaging design - by us. Much like the Globetrotters, individual members are constantly being replaced once they've been "retired." The one who created your Killswitch box? Let's just say he designed his own casket.