Do you own keys? If the answer is "no," it's not surprising that your dog got stolen. If you do happen to be the proud owner of the 21st century lock-protecting, door-sealing, modern marvel known as "keys", we present The Keyring: a revolutionary invention that enables you to attach literally anything: house keys, car keys, mail keys, locker keys, piano keys, skeleton keys... you name it, we can put it on a keyring.