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iPhone 15

Tempered Glass Screen Protector

About

Picture this: you’re the world’s most incompetent jewelry thief. After somehow managing to convince the clerk to “cough ‘em up,” it hits you like a sack of diamonds: you left your duffel bag at home. As you haphazardly stuff the jewels into your pocket, you realize your second mistake: that’s where your phone is. Congratulations. Not only are you going to prison, but the world’s hardest mineral just turned your phone screen into a crime scene: scratched glass, shattered dreams, and immeasurable regret. How could you possibly have prevented this unavoidable tragedy? Our lawyers advised us not to sell you a crash course in thievery, so we’ll sell you a flawless iPhone 15 screen protector instead.

$19.95

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Protection

The Wagyu of Glass

“It’s just tempered glass. I can buy a 500-pack of that shit on Amazon for like three bucks.” You’re not wrong, chief. You can also buy 188 McDoubles instead of a tender slab of Wagyu beef. For the price of just twelve and a half McDoubles, you're getting the tastiest tempered glass on the planet. Dinner is served.

Precision

The most precise fit on earth.™

Steve Jobs once said, "a peeling screen protector is like having no screen protector at all." We later learned from the local psych ward that "Steve" was both an impostor and several days into a mescaline trip. Did that make him wrong? Absolutely not. True to his ramblings, our iPhone 15 Screen Protector covers your entire active display to maximize protection with zero lifting around the edges. Thanks, Steve.

Polished Edges

As smooth as your brain.

Everybody told you that dating apps were painful, but you didn't expect this. Endlessly swiping right against the sides of your cheap, sharp-edged screen protector? Torture. We can help with the swiping, but not your dating life - unless that also needs some polished edges.

Oleophobic Coating

Repulsive.

Imagine you're a typical human, covered from hand to toe in disgusting oils. Not much of a stretch. Now imagine you bought a nicer smartphone than you deserve. Again, not too far from reality. Lucky for your screen, dbrand Glass has an oleophobic coating to repel your disgusting hand oils. You're welcome.

Optical Clarity

Practically invisible.

Take a look at this photo. Let us know what you see. "But dbrand," you're saying, "I can't see anything!" Congratulations, brainlet. You passed the test. See, dbrand Tempered Glass for the iPhone 15 is so optically clear, we didn't even bother trying to capture it on camera.

What's Included

Two is more than one.

Every order comes with two pieces of Tempered Glass, for when you inevitably screw up your first installation attempt. We know you're far from perfect. In fact, we're banking on it.

Video Instructions

Video Instructions

Don't screw this up.

We've spent more money than the Fed trying to save humans from themselves. The result? Detailed, award-winning tutorial videos that you can watch right here. Once you're finished, you'll understand why we gave ourselves a fake award.